Cruel laughs at the expense of a bad musician with cancer. I slay myself!

Did you hear? The singer from Something Corporate was diagnosed with leukemia.

Huh. Go figure. ....Maybe he can write a sad, sad song about it. And then of course, an even sadder song about his girlfriend leaving him after he loses his hair from all the chemotherapy.
(Come on, what else is he gonna do while he's held immobile in a hospital bed pontificating melodramatically about the awful, awful fate that has befallen him?)

Okay, that was low.

However, I don't care.