Now, who the hell is Jonathan Foer? Don't you know Steve Buscemi has been living in Park Slope for what I believe to be years? Well, I'm not sure he lives there anymore, but you used to be able to see him dragging his kids along the street, and you'd see him, quietly acknowledge him to yourself, and know. Other local "celebrities" include a guy on The Sopranos, and uh.... the Blues Clues guy, now an indie wunderkind and protégé to the Flaming Lips.