screw bread and cake! eat a powerbook!

a discussion about hipsters.
speaker (me): "They're too poor to afford food."
other speaker (her): "They can eat a powerbook."

yum! appley.

Well. Screw your hip factor -- I still favor Windows over Mac. Even though they might not be a status symbol in certain circles of urban bohemians..... or quite as enticing when you're hungry. Besides... hearsay is that they leave behind an aftertaste most commonly described as "unreliable".
Well. with that I take leave of you, because I'm famished, with intentions to venture outside in search of food..... unless... anyone got an Apple product they'd be willing to part with?